I found out that my precious son is a proud member of "The Nut Club" last night. I am wondering how I missed this very detailed and obviously important part of his life. It seems that the Nut Club has been around for quite some time.
Brett is the Second Master. Courtney is the Commander. Your favorite color must be purple to be in the Nut Club. Who decided this? Court-Nut, of course. She's the Commander. Who is in the Nut Club? The entire 1st grade Mrs. Burkett class, even Mrs. Burkett is a member. How do you get in? Well, you have to do the midget hop and say the password like this:
What does the Nut Club do? They do midget hops at recess and say things like, "We are in the Nut Club. We're in the Nut Club." Everyone has a Nut Club name. For example, there's Brett-Brett-Nut, Morgo-Nut (she's not in Mrs. Burkett's class, but she's in the Nut Club anyway), Chris-Nut, Bay-Nut, and on and on.
Court-Nut started this whole thing. After hearing about her great influence and how she rallied everyone around her cause in such an overwhelming way, I'm thinking she might be President one day!
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